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kheera

29 Jan

ٹرین میں بیٹھے ہویے ایک صاحب نے بڑی نفاست سے کھیرا کاٹا اور اسے سامنے والی سیٹ پر بیٹھے مسافر کو پیش کرنے لگے- جب تیسری چوتھی  قاش کھا چکے تو مسافر نے کہا،” آپ بھی تو کھائیے” ان صاحب نے کہا ،” چھوڈو جی، یہ بھی کوئی انسانوں  کے کھانے والی چیز ہے “

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Posted by on January 29, 2012 in Jokes

 

4 responses to “kheera

  1. MASOOD

    January 30, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    On next Station that Mr Chotoo bought a Kg of Kheera. Then he would break that Kheera sniff it and threw it out of the window.. This surprised the first Musafir & now it was his turn to be surprised and he inquired ” What are you doing ? ” Then he replied that I ate it respecting the wishes of a fellow passenger otherwise we simply sniff it & throw it for animal’s consumption.

     
    • shakilakhtar

      January 31, 2012 at 2:07 am

      bahot khoob. ham ne to saspense digest se naqal kiya tha. Aap ne mukammal kardia aur maza dobala ho gaya.
      waise us mein pamjabi mein tha..”chaddo ji, ey vee koi bandian di khan wali cheej a.”

       
  2. Rafiullah Mian

    January 30, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    شکیل صاحب، اچھا لطیفہ پیش کیا ہے لیکن میرے لیے تو خطرناک بھی ہے، کیوں کہ میں تو شوق سے کھاتا ہوں ۔۔۔۔

     
    • shakilakhtar

      January 31, 2012 at 2:11 am

      Shafeequr Rahman ka ek kardar (shayed Roofi) ek phalon ki dookan par jata hai aur poochta hai, kheera hai, nahin, kakri? nahin, gajar? nahin. achhe achhe phal to aap ke paas hain nahin kya len.
      waise kheera khaya karen, aur gajar bhi. ham bhi khate hain

       

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