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درد

درد.

 
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Posted by on November 19, 2011 in Urdu Poetry

 

QUEEN’S TOWN GARDEN, NZ, APR 2010

Strolling in the garden

 
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Posted by on November 9, 2011 in LIFE'S GREAT MOMENTS

 

DIRTY PLATES AND GOLF BALLS

BORN LOOSER

 

1.    My wife doesn’t give me money any more, said a friend of my friend. She accuses me of being wasteful. She says, 10 years ago you bought that fire extinguisher, did you ever use it?

 

2.    My wife is very good at eaves dropping. I was talking to myself one day, “One of my golf balls went in the water, one headed to the bush, another went in the sand, one I could not see where it went,…..”. She was listening, “As I told you several times, you should take up tennis”, she quipped. I was annoyed at being disturbed and shouted, “You know I can’t play tennis.”

 

3.    I arrived at the office late as usual and met the Boss at the gate. To cheer him up and to make him busy so he could not ask me many questions, I asked, Hello boss, what is the news?, “ There are two news. One good and one bad” I say tell me the bad news first, “The bad news is that there is no good news” and? I asked. “The good news is that there is no bad news, and you are going home.”

 

4.    My friend was visiting me just before Christmas when he asked my wife what present she was going to give me this Christmas. “A black eye”. I said “Great”.

“Great?” he exclaimed. “Yes” I said “because last year she gave me two.”

    

5.    I suggested to my wife that if she applies soap to all the dirty plates first and then wash them at one go, she can finish 20 min job in 10 and save 10 min. She saved all 20 min and now I do the dishes in 30 min.

 

6.    My wife went to thana and complained that she sent her husband in the morning to get some aloo. He has not come back since and now it is evening. I think he has been abducted. The Thanedar said,” Bibi, why you worry about aloo. You can always cook some thing else, eh?”

 

7.    My wife was reading aloud some report from a magazine. “They found that man only uses maximum of one quarter of his brain”. I said, “Do you mean I never use the other two quarters?”

 
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Posted by on November 2, 2011 in Jokes