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CHARPOY AND COFFEE

08 Oct

TWO JOKES

CHARPOY:  
When I sleep on my charpoy, I have a feeling there is someone sleeping under it. So I change my position and sleep under the charpoy. Then I have a feeling there is some one sleeping above me. I move up, then .. This goes on the whole night and I am worried.
Psychiatrist: The condition is serious. The full cure will cost you Rs 4000 and it will take 2 months.
He went away. After some time the doctor met him in the market: Why did you not come back? he said I called a carpenter who charged me Rs 4 and cut the four legs of the charpoy in ten min. Now I sleep on this charpoy which has no space underneath.The charpoy needed the cure, not me.

COFFEE:

Man: whenever I drink my coffee, I feel a sharp pain in my right eye,
Doctor presents him with a cup of coffee and asks him to drink. He mixes some sugar and takes a sip. AAAAARRRGHH
Doctor: Try removing the spoon from the cup.
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3 Comments

Posted by on October 8, 2011 in Jokes

 

3 responses to “CHARPOY AND COFFEE

  1. Rafiullah Mianah

    October 20, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    hahaha
    nice jokes…

     
  2. Asifa Zunaidha

    June 8, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    🙂 😀 first one was really very good 🙂

     
    • shakilakhtar

      June 9, 2012 at 8:26 am

      Thanks. and also thank you for hitting the likes for so many of my articles.

       

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